A funny thing happened

This morning we were of course running late for our trip.It was with the people that run our local Gospel Radio Station (who we don't really know. The Pastor's wife was greeting Natalie and me and trying to make sure she had our names right when she asked to make sure she had Natalie's name right I assured her she did, then she turned to Natalie and said "and your daddy's name is Steve?" Natalie being half asleep and thinking she said "and did your daddy speed?" Replied very seriously "maybe" so of course I wanted to die! Like Natalie didn't even know for sure if I was her dad or if it was some other man. Her mother would whoop us both if she even thought we had dishonored her like that.